Fuck all of you!

On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.

maybe stop using cocaine as spice

You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.

What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!