Even their fish are fucked up

https://lemmings.world/post/40824396

In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.

Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.

Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.