jonnypausing my top tier executive function day where i have reached layer 3 cleaning status to make a #rootpost for #monsterdon (Planet Earth)
jonny (good kind)@jonny I see princess leia hair in the preview frame, what on earth have we gotten ourselves into #monsterdon
holy hell we have native american exotification and space jumpsuits in the same movie, are we sure this isn't star trek??? #monsterdon
gonna put all my calls in one post
calls:
- ~1m - futuristic transport - bullet tube car
- 3:40 - teamwork - coordinating the raid is teamwork
- 9:00 - mind control - trying to revive this guys mind. counting it even if it failed
- 22:30 - theramin sounds - extremely boingy
- 36:00 - slinking away in the night - idk he was prety slinky and it was night even if he got frying pan'd
- 40:50 - fisticuffs - there was one closed fist, i'm counting it.
- 46:00 - monsterdon is bored - it's me, being bored
- 46:00 - a moment of kindness - when she is kind fo him
- 46:54 - smooch - they are smooching
- 53:30 - antagonist makes a good point - "there hasn't been a man that can see to just one of us"
- 57:00 - an amusing moment - "i'm not angry with you" what in the fuck
- 1:01:10 - grimace - it is me who is grimacing
not calls:
- ~3m - not a pretty, rural scene - random scrub grass outside of LA, they didn't even try
- 15m - not a pretty, rural scene - scene is pretty but is also slavery
- 28m - not fisticuffs - not even a punch was thrown just a weak headlock
pending calls:
- 18m - is it a bechdel pass if women discuss men as property
hit em with the tiny net!!!!!! #monsterdon
was audio culture just like different in the 70s and that pew sounded cool then because how in the fuck would you go with that PEW #monsterdon
IS THIS A BECHDEL PASS #monsterdon #bechdelPass
does it count as a bechdel pass if the women discuss only matriarchy and only a man if the man is treated as property in a matriarchy #monsterdon
i sort of forgot what the whole movie is about or why anything is happening but this matriarchy sure is taking a lot of time being hamfistedly established line by line #monsterdon
in case the audience has forgotten remember you are a MAN and that is BAD because we are a MATRIARCHY #monsterdon
will the guy being scared and having his voice quiver and stuff telegraph to the audience that the food induces fear? nah we better have him say food induces fear a couple times just in case #Monsterdon
there's no way i'm getting "surprisingly good dialog" on my bingo card tonight #monsterdon
for a society that is based entirely around slap fighting for dominance that matriarch lady sucks ass at fighting #monsterdon
so like the theory of gender is that women are direct and small skirmishes establish a clear meritocratic chain of dominance, and men are bad because they lie and that makes larger wars and politics and whatnot. and then we have just a typically militaristic man faction that seems to be perfectly truthful just like lower gravely voices and sorta ugly looking. what are they setting up here exactly? #monsterdon
who is this space lady and man and what are they doing here again? #monsterdon
the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon
why wouldn't the space woman just fight all the other women until she owned all the men she needed to do whatever it is she needs to do #monsterdon
the dialogue. i am in pain. #monsterdon
i am rolling my eyes on the same tier as the preposterous sex and dollar backed society in "stranger from a strange land" and that's the most i am aware that eyes can roll #monsterdon
"trained to get ladies drunk" as a cultural practice #monsterdon
so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon
WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon
oh ok cool it's a new movie now i guess #monsterdon
8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon
i sort of love the men as a sort of zergling swarm!!! #monsterdon
ok cool after beating up the invaders it's revealed that everyone else has not been drugging their dinks anyway because everyone else has been able to fend off the orc guy shakedowns, and the men are now... empowered.. to do something... and we have learned.. to not drug the men, however slavery remains unquestioned, and ahhh uhhh #monsterdon
oh thank god that the surgery that we never cared about happened entirely offscreen and everythign is fine so now that the principles can leave #monsterdon
booooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon
everyone smirking at gene roddenberry as he hints at how much he fucks, roll credits #monsterdon
i'm not going to stick aroudn for all of the miru stream mothra movie but i will say that the soundtrack is almost exactly the same #monsterdon
oh wait the soundtrack of the tomagotchi ad, what a nice touch as always @ryan #monsterdon
Crazypedia won't ComplyI don't think i've ever seen #monsterdon so unanimous about fuck that movie lmao. we do it to ourselves. thanks @Taweret for hosting, we love it because it sucks even when it sucks
Tom MagnanimousThey did this whole elaborate inverse gender values thing to justify the matriarchal society and then completely abandoned it to go for "having more soldiers is good" and "fucking is also good" #monsterdon
saucerlost@jonny
It's like what if TikTok was a 70s film
It's like what if TikTok was a 70s film
Log 🪵@jonny @Taweret As horribly ineffective I may be as a person during a typical day, at least I was not that movie. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
Captain Button
Neia masks@jonny This was the surgeon's plot coming to fruition, wasn't it? Everyone was drugging their Dinks, but the surgeon added in something to neutralize the drug in the latest round of gruel.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974