jonny (good kind)Split review
- Jason and the Argonauts (1963) 0:00:00-skeleton o-clock: 1/5
- Jason and the Argonauts (1963) skeleton o-clock to the end: 5/5
The Adventures of Hercules (1985) - 5/5
Permanent ballistic damage to my brain
The Quatermaxx Xperiment (1955) - 3/5
They had cactoid alien that eats a zoo and becomes a library of biological form in the palm of their hands and they fumbled it.
Death Race 2000 (1975): 4/5
On the very borderline of "actually good movie" and "still a monsterdon movie," it loses points for being actually good
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I don't know what the difference is between "best" and "most fun to monsterdon" because those are the same thing to me, but here are some picks
Best (good bad movies):
- Starcrash (June 22nd): one of the most fun things to watch I have ever seen, it just never stopped trying things that sucked and made no sense with all its heart
- Devil Girl (Jan 5th): this was a movie about a dominatrix whose mode of domination was crashing through the door and telling us how much we sucked, stealing earth men one by one, and the most iconic costuming and facial expressions I think we've had on monsterdon.
- Honorable mention: @ryan putting on maximum overvibe after maximum overdrive, I loved every second of that
- another honorable mention: the blow up nipple in yeti, and the giant robot woman in whatever movie had the giant robot woman on the beach
Worst (bad bad movies):
- clash of the titans (June 29th): could not finish. Boring
- krull (April 13th): booooorrrrring. Medieval high fantasy stuff is not for me
- honorable mention: Normal Bear (August 31st) - it was a movie about a normal bear, which was redeemable because bears are somewhat bad ass
Time Walker (1982): 4/5
an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews