pausing my top tier executive function day where i have reached layer 3 cleaning status to make a #rootpost for #monsterdon (Planet Earth)
@jonny I see princess leia hair in the preview frame, what on earth have we gotten ourselves into #monsterdon
holy hell we have native american exotification and space jumpsuits in the same movie, are we sure this isn't star trek??? #monsterdon

gonna put all my calls in one post

calls:

  • ~1m - futuristic transport - bullet tube car
  • 3:40 - teamwork - coordinating the raid is teamwork
  • 9:00 - mind control - trying to revive this guys mind. counting it even if it failed
  • 22:30 - theramin sounds - extremely boingy
  • 36:00 - slinking away in the night - idk he was prety slinky and it was night even if he got frying pan'd
  • 40:50 - fisticuffs - there was one closed fist, i'm counting it.
  • 46:00 - monsterdon is bored - it's me, being bored
  • 46:00 - a moment of kindness - when she is kind fo him
  • 46:54 - smooch - they are smooching
  • 53:30 - antagonist makes a good point - "there hasn't been a man that can see to just one of us"
  • 57:00 - an amusing moment - "i'm not angry with you" what in the fuck
  • 1:01:10 - grimace - it is me who is grimacing

not calls:

  • ~3m - not a pretty, rural scene - random scrub grass outside of LA, they didn't even try
  • 15m - not a pretty, rural scene - scene is pretty but is also slavery
  • 28m - not fisticuffs - not even a punch was thrown just a weak headlock

pending calls:

  • 18m - is it a bechdel pass if women discuss men as property

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hit em with the tiny net!!!!!! #monsterdon
was audio culture just like different in the 70s and that pew sounded cool then because how in the fuck would you go with that PEW #monsterdon
IS THIS A BECHDEL PASS #monsterdon #bechdelPass
does it count as a bechdel pass if the women discuss only matriarchy and only a man if the man is treated as property in a matriarchy #monsterdon
i sort of forgot what the whole movie is about or why anything is happening but this matriarchy sure is taking a lot of time being hamfistedly established line by line #monsterdon
in case the audience has forgotten remember you are a MAN and that is BAD because we are a MATRIARCHY #monsterdon
will the guy being scared and having his voice quiver and stuff telegraph to the audience that the food induces fear? nah we better have him say food induces fear a couple times just in case #Monsterdon
there's no way i'm getting "surprisingly good dialog" on my bingo card tonight #monsterdon
for a society that is based entirely around slap fighting for dominance that matriarch lady sucks ass at fighting #monsterdon
so like the theory of gender is that women are direct and small skirmishes establish a clear meritocratic chain of dominance, and men are bad because they lie and that makes larger wars and politics and whatnot. and then we have just a typically militaristic man faction that seems to be perfectly truthful just like lower gravely voices and sorta ugly looking. what are they setting up here exactly? #monsterdon
who is this space lady and man and what are they doing here again? #monsterdon
i am tremendously bored and with that i have bingo
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the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon
@jonny because frozen tube man feels responsible for him getting shot, so he jeopardized himself and 3 more people on a plan that immediately fell apart on a long shot no hope plan. and was allowed to do so.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974
@jonny @Crazypedia are they just going to leave the other two?
@UsagiTsukino @jonny right? i gave up on continuity when the whips came out.

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