Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

Guys, did you know my dad is CIA?

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CIA, Chinese In America

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(I took Chinese class in my US Highschool and the teacher was from Taiwan and he said the “CIA” joke in class and it was so silly lmfao, but that just stuck in my head, since I’m ethnic Chinese, I’ve always wanted to say a silly joke like that.)

You should join us dorks at NonCrefibleDefense, as we sometimes refer to “our CIA contact”
if i took a cooking class at the culinary institute of america does that count
Definitely yes
awwww yisss i gotta go take a class there