Mastodawn

Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Title

Piiig (say it aloud)

How do you spell "Blind Pig"?

B-L-N-D P-G. Because if it had two eyes it could see.