Maven (famous)Feb 1

Whats your favorite bad joke?

https://piefed.zip/c/asklemmy/p/1011454/whats-your-favorite-bad-joke

Whats your favorite bad joke?

I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

Show threadactionjbone

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

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Piiig (say it aloud)

Feb 1 at 5:58amWeb
Show threadgazterFeb 1

God damnit, three replies in this thread, and one of them is someone who beat me to the one I was going to say! Well played.

My second favourite, then-

Do you know the heading cause of dry skin?

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Towels.

Show threadpalordrolapFeb 1

How do you spell "Blind Pig"?

B-L-N-D P-G. Because if it had two eyes it could see.

Show threadskoell13Feb 1
E-yes
Y E S spells yes. What does E Y E S spell?

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Show threadagamemnonymousFeb 2

I do a two part variation:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

!No eye deer (“No idea” with an accent)!<

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

!Fsshh!<