Kat

TEMPERATURES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NEGATIVE

YEARS OF SHOVELING SNOW yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for PICKING UP ICE AND PUTTING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

Want to feel cold anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called POPSICLES

“Yes please give me a roof rake. I need to prevent ice dams on my roof” — Statements dreamed up by evil wizards

“Hello I would like to wear a jacket indoors and still have a $500 heating bill”

They have played us for absolute fools

Jan 31 at 11:04pmWeb
Show threadKatJan 31
Look at what they have been demanding your respect for all this time
Show threadold man and the cbownsJan 31
@kat the fuck, oh no
Show threadpaloma kop ⁂Feb 1
@kat utter madness
Show threadmx alex tax1a - 2020 (6)Jan 31
@kat (completely missing the point voice) yes, all temperatures should be measured in kelvin or rankine
Show threadKatFeb 1
@atax1a i don’t really disagree but my “haha only serious” opinion is that i do genuinely think Fahrenheit temps feel warmer in winter
Show threadmymFeb 1
@kat removable weatherproofing tape is great for impromptu draft stopping like around my entire kitchen door
Show threadmymFeb 1
@kat maybe one of these years i will remember to replace the weather stripping before it gets cold. but not this one.
Show threadKatFeb 1

@mym oh i have so many windows and gaps covered in that temporary shrinkwrap tape lmao

which helps a lot! just like, it’s ten degrees out, physics are a thing 💀