TEMPERATURES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NEGATIVE

YEARS OF SHOVELING SNOW yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for PICKING UP ICE AND PUTTING IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

Want to feel cold anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called POPSICLES

“Yes please give me a roof rake. I need to prevent ice dams on my roof” — Statements dreamed up by evil wizards

“Hello I would like to wear a jacket indoors and still have a $500 heating bill”

They have played us for absolute fools