This is your regular reminder that I do not owe you an argument defending a position that you have decided that I hold. Indeed, I do not owe you an argument about anything.

@evacide "Sorry, this is the abuse clinic, arguments are down the hall"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLlv_aZjHXc

Argument Clinic

YouTube

@MHowell @evacide
I wondered how long it would take to see this.

I was not disappointed! 😆

@JayElbey @evacide Longtime Python fan here - my mom took me to see The Holy Grail in 1976, so their skits are ingrained in my memory.

@evacide

That's a convincing argument

@evacide B...but muh strawman!
@evacide I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
@evacide ah it seems i am not the first to make this joke, alas my references are still unoriginal. maybe when im older
@evacide
Oh yeah? Why not? /i
@evacide you don't owe me shit. But you've given me a lot even though you don't know me.
@evacide bookmarked as a reminder 👍
@evacide indeed, nobody owes anything
@Weatherwax I have done more trainings, given more talks, published more research, and written more security and privacy guides than I can shake a stick at. I have done plenty of engagement and I don't owe it on demand.