Me, putting away the groceries: Oh, I see hamburgers are in our future? When should we make them?
Mom: We need to get that cheese sauce eaten, so for today, I was thinking a stir fry and some noodles.
Me: Cheese sauce, stir fry, noodles, got it.
Me, literally an hour later: OK I've almost got the hamburgers together. Should I heat up some spicy fries to go with them?

#ADHD #fail #NotASuperpower
And then I forget the spicy fries. Of course. No spicy fries today...