My mother reminded me to cook dinner at 2pm. So I got up to and then suddenly I was working on some stupid thing and it was 2:50pm, with 10 minutes until dinnertime. I genuinely don't remember what happened. The last thing I remember is getting up. I must have stopped halfway out of the chair and just sat down like it never happened.

#FuckMyLife #ADHD #NotASuperpower

Me, putting away the groceries: Oh, I see hamburgers are in our future? When should we make them?
Mom: We need to get that cheese sauce eaten, so for today, I was thinking a stir fry and some noodles.
Me: Cheese sauce, stir fry, noodles, got it.
Me, literally an hour later: OK I've almost got the hamburgers together. Should I heat up some spicy fries to go with them?

#ADHD #fail #NotASuperpower

One thing about ADD is people can't believe you have it, so they think you must be doing this stuff on purpose. That's not limited to ADD, of course, but when they do it for ADD it always sounds like this:

So, did you decide to stop doing $thing?
Are you no longer interested in doing $thing?
Why have you changed your mind about $thing?

And it gets really annoying. No I actually just haven't gotten around to calling the lady, every day for the last 6 weeks. No I have not changed my mind, nothing has changed. I AM NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

#MentalHealth #rant #ADHD #NotASuperPower

Put my blankets and bedsheets in the washer at around 7:30pm. They'd be ready for the drier by 8:30 at least. Instead, I tried to figure out how to get random towns to have potato instead of wheat in their farms. 5 hours later I hhad failed, and then I realized I forgot to put my blankets ands bedsheets in the drier. Now I have to stay up until 2am waiting for them to get dry.

Again.

#depressed #ADHD #NotASuperPower

Well I didn't go shopping early enough, and the present was going to arrive late, partially because my mother's daughter said Christmas had to happen on the 20th, since my father told her she was to fly out to Nevada on the 24th.

But then after she left, the package arrived on the 22nd. And my mother was going to have to spend (yet another) Christmas without her daughter, and all the celebration done early. So to cheer her up, I went all out wrapping and decorating this "late" present. I put it under the tree on the 24th, and when she woke up, she'd find an actual Christmas present, on Christmas!

So anyway I forgot to bring it up all day and now Christmas is over and the package is still sitting there under the tree.

#FuckMyLife #ADHD #NotASuperPower

I love having to go on the same 15 minute walk 6 times in one day. Love it. #adhd #NotASuperPower

So I forgot my sunglasses, until after I'd put on my shoes, or I would have noticed something was wrong. Once I stomped around the house to find my sunglasses, it didn't occur to me that not having an eyeglasses case might be a bad idea. I had forgotten that I couldn't wear sunglasses and eyeglasses at the same time, so I put my eyeglasses in my satchel, leaving it open so as not to crush the glasses. Now... I've known for quite a while never to put my eyeglasses in my satchel and leave it open, because they fall out the first time I lean over. But today that just didn't come to mind. Then I went walking to the pharmacy, (an hour long journey after Walgreens illegally closed my local pharmacy) leaning over several times to look at flowers and signs. Once in the pharmacy, I removed my sunglasses and checked my satchel, where I thought my eyeglasses would be.

Long story short, does anyone have $500 I could borrow, or know of a cheap place to buy eyeglasses at?

#ADHD #FuckMyLife #NotASuperPower

Well it's midnight, I'm soaking wet, and so I can't lay my head on the pillow, even though I have to get up early tomorrow. The reason is I've been trying to take a shower for the past 5 days, to apply the medication that temporarily helps, and I'm tired of my skin feeling like someone's putting cigarettes out on it, because despite that awful pain, I still can't remember to take a shower until it's already midnight every night. And I just threw away my socks. Then realized I just threw my socks in the trash.

#ADHD #NotASuperpower

There's nothing like planting lifeless, wilted plants because I couldn't think to plant or water them for 3 days, for no reason because I was sitting around doing nothing the whole time, to keep me from ever trying to garden again.

#adhd #depression #NotASuperpower