BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
@lowqualityfacts also nominated: โ€œThe Birth Of A Nation.โ€

@lowqualityfacts

It should be the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for "Be Best" Picture.
๐Ÿคฎ

@lowqualityfacts funny, but honestly it's harder to make something up that's weirder than the truth.
@lowqualityfacts it also won the best English AND non -English movie awards.
@lowqualityfacts There were no other entrants. One board member abstained; ICE is conducting an "investigation ".
@lowqualityfacts this right here might be the lowest quality fact of all time.

@lowqualityfacts

Bookmarking this to boost it when it actually happens

@lowqualityfacts To be awarded at an upcoming event at the TRUMP-kennedy Center.
@lowqualityfacts ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

@lowqualityfacts

FIFA currently watching the world uniting against them and rethinking their choices.

Melania awards are being held, just in case FIFA have join the real world once again.

@lowqualityfacts and GI will be saying during the trophy presentation "today I feel a pedos last wife".
@lowqualityfacts Definitely a low quality fact!

@lowqualityfacts

I got an advance of her acceptance speech "LAMO I already got and advance of her acceptance speech

"Thank you for honoring my reflection. Your applause nourishes me; your struggles amuse me. Enjoy the crumbs of inspiration I permit tonight. Remember: admiration is owed, not earned. Bow, briefly. Now"

@lowqualityfacts

You win my award for that post!
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡

@lowqualityfacts

That's quite an accomplishment after already winning an AVN for best picture in the Gold Digger category.

@lowqualityfacts Given the number of records that Trump has broken, I can see FIFA producing a "Book of Records" too - though it might be selective which world records Trump holds.
@lowqualityfacts Deserving. She has to be a really good actress to keep hanging around with an old guy who canโ€™t see his own equipment.