PetaJan 25
Dgar

Doctor: Your eye test results are back.

Me: Can I see them?

Doctor: Probably not…

Jan 25 at 2:29amWeb
Show threadGrease the SubtleJan 25
@dgar ooh sick burn
Show threadWandering HermitJan 25

@dgar

Just a little too close to home...

Show threadJessica the VI Artist🎚️🎹🌈Jan 25
@dgar @Scott And then to fulfill your prescription, you go to the lens shop known as C. F. Eye care! 😅👀
Show threadDgarJan 25
@Scott @JessicatheVIArtist 🤭
Show threadJoseph KingJan 25
@MariahL @dgar Bahahahahahaha! I giggled.
Show threadPeter Kisner ≈Jan 27

@dgar

ME: Scuse me sir. Can you tell me the quickest way to Arcadia Park?

OLD MAINER: Arcadia Park? Ya can't get there from here.

ME: Really? The route shows up on my app.

OLD MAINER: Course it does. But I seen you drive past five times now. What I'm saying is: YOU can't get there from here. Maybe let ya wife drive.

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