Peter Kisner ≈ME: Scuse me sir. Can you tell me the quickest way to Arcadia Park?
OLD MAINER: Arcadia Park? Ya can't get there from here.
ME: Really? The route shows up on my app.
OLD MAINER: Course it does. But I seen you drive past five times now. What I'm saying is: YOU can't get there from here. Maybe let ya wife drive.