@[email protected] hilarious! Mark Twain said a jay can lie! “Yes, sir, a jay is everything that a man is. A jay can cry, a jay can laugh, a jay can feel shame, a jay can reason and plan and discuss, a jay likes gossip and scandal, a jay has got a good sense of humor, a jay knows when he is an ass just as well as you do maybe better. If a jay ain’t human he better take in his sign, that’s all.”