I renamed Greenland. It is safe now.
@selzero thank you for your service to the people of greenla... i mean, um, epstein files.
@selzero Except now they'll never release The Island Formerly Known as Greenland.
@selzero Thank you! He'll never find it now.
@selzero Think of what that would do to house prices! 😂
@selzero that might actually work. lol
@selzero He'll rename them to "The Trump & Epstein files"
@selzero как мне это напоминает "Крым наш" 
@selzero what island? The island never existed.
@selzero if you called it Epstein Island, he'd never go there (and never admit to going there either... when proven to have been there he'd say "everyone went" and normalized it). Oh well.
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Should we also rename "Greenland Sea" to "Gulf of Epstein files"?

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Better rename Iceland too, just in case.

@selzero it worked, he TACO'ed