@MostlyHarmless

ALT TEXT:

A racoon is suspended between two trees with its legs touching each tree. The left tree is captioned, "Staying informed on the American dumpster fire". The right tree is captioned, "My mental health". The left racoon is captioned, "Me".

@MostlyHarmless
Ohhh my goodness 😹🀣🀣🀣 so perfect!😹
Suggested alt text 🩷:
The image is of 2 large tree trunks in a β€œv” shape. A little raccoon 🦝 is braced in between the two trunks & is facing camera. (He is in a position that would look normal if they were on the ground on all 4’s but they’re bracing both paws on the trunk in almost a β€œsplits” fashion 😹)

One trunk reads:
STAYING INFORMED
ON THE
AMERICAN
DUMPSTER FIRE

Raccoon is labeled: ME

The Other trunk:
MY MENTAL HEALTH

@MostlyHarmless alternatively you can make the message read like this:

One trunk reads: Raccoon: The Other trunk:
STAYING INFORMED ME MY
ON THE MENTAL HEALTH
AMERICAN
DUMPSTER FIRE

@em_and_future_cats @MostlyHarmless What if I had used a monospace font?

Edit: also, does that actually work for someone who's blind? Isn't the braile output thing going to make an absolute disaster of that?

@crazyeddie No, it doesn't work. It's a terrible suggestion. Not sure why it was suggested. @em_and_future_cats @MostlyHarmless
@herzleid @crazyeddie @MostlyHarmless
Sorry, yes it would read as a sentence , not as a block paragraph. Sorry for suggesting this
@em_and_future_cats The alt you first suggested was excellent though. πŸ‘ πŸ™‚
@MostlyHarmless Yeap. Lots of five finger leafy vegetables to cope.
@MostlyHarmless If your a Liberal you don't need to watch the News, you just need to keep repeating, "Trump Bad, ICE Bad, Republicans Bad", and your caught up.
@MostlyHarmless what an apt description
@MostlyHarmless: imagine living here :/
@MostlyHarmless
I've been filtering like crazy online to avoid any news about that shit for over a year now. There's nothing I can do about it. I need to preserve my sanity.
@mrundkvist same, but the problem is people posting it don't seem to know what hashtags are, and so many of the posts are just pictures. My filter list is crazy long and much of it still slips through.
@not3ottersinacoat
I agree about the images. But you can filter on all words, not just hashtags.