Fesshole 🧻Jan 19
I moved to a new town six yrs ago & I must have a doppelgänger there named Alan. When I'm in a shop or out with the dog someone often shouts "alright Al". I've given up correcting them & just say hi back. I secretly like it as the real me could never be as popular as Al.
Show threadJustin
@fesshole just out of interest when you walk down the street do you say “Why am I soft in the middle now"?
Jan 19 at 9:54amWeb
Show threadB@1tyJan 19
@JustBr0wzing @fesshole I see what you did there!
Show threadFloppy 💾Jan 19
@JustBr0wzing I wonder whether back home he thinks "This is my beautiful house" or not. @fesshole
Show threadJustinJan 20

@floppy @fesshole at the risk of overusing a trope:

*record scratch*

"This isn't actually my beautiful house. Let's back up a bit"

Six years earlier...