Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️Hey, how about we all start admitting that handshakes are creepy, forced physical contact and a gross imposition.
No, I'm not a germaphobe! It's just weird, bruh! 🤨
May Keable 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Andrew Deacon@Yuriel I believe that the handshake arose as a way of demonstrating that you were not carrying a sword or knife in you hand, most people are right handed so we shake right hands. This is a theory I heard many years ago, obviously this does not apply now.
@aadeacon Imma have to start yelling at people "I AM CARRYING NO BLADED WEAPONRY, PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME!" as I see them coming towards me, from now on. 
Paul McO'Smith III@Yuriel yup. esp. as they are frequently used as a power play. overhand. too tight. too long.
hugs even worse. please get out of my personal space. i don't know you.
@pavsmith Thankfully, I'm dry and cold enough towards annoying extroverts that they never get the urge to get that close. 😅
But yeah, hard agree.
Lt Cmdr Keyboard@Yuriel fist bump or finger guns are my go to for people I know. Everyone else gets a nod.
If they attempt a handshake anyway they get a perplexed look and an awkward low-five.
I have found that around boomers standing with hands in pocket or behind my back prevents most attempts at handshaking.
Ambient Sponge@Yuriel God, I fucking hate them.
There's always the thing that you should have a good firm handshake but then you get the assholes who look at it as some kind of contest and try to crush your hand in a pathetic act of social dominance.
@retrosponge Yeah, I'm making a list and carving each of their names on a bullet for those fuckers. 😡
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