@lowqualityfacts youtu.be/qK2JCHYcKvQ Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols

@lowqualityfacts However:

@lowqualityfacts This is why, when I'm sitting in church, I only twerk in my imagination.

@lowqualityfacts It's a metaphor.

@lowqualityfacts The priest at the church I left Jan. 1 would agree. Masturbation is a *mortal* sin. Twerking is prob'ly close. And yes, he kinda makes up his own rules.

@lowqualityfacts Here I thought it was the hips that said that ...🧐

@lowqualityfacts context matters here, the full scripture says, "Thou shall not twerk at work, unless the job requires twerk-ability. And behold the angels twerked in joy, for it was their job"

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Well, when Moses or some other old prophet wanted to see the Lord, the Lord said, No mortal can see my face and live. So the Lord showed the prophet His backside and twerked, of course. 😄