Mastodawn

We have always been at war with Venezuela.

@adamshostack ok this was really good

@codinghorror I think the word you’re looking for is “doubleplus good” 😇

@adamshostack War is peace.

The us government has always been at war with peace, freedom, and democracy (not joking here)

@adamshostack it's Orwellian

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This one took longer to get, then it should have. 🙃

@adamshostack we don’t say the word “war”, “special military operation” is the proper term. War needs approvals, SMO does not.