If you have ANY Canadian ancestor, you are likely a Canadian citizen as a result of recent changes in Canadian law
https://lemmy.zip/post/55944755
I like poutine. Will that work?
Depends if you use real cheese curds or shredded cheese.
Shredded cheese on poutine is an automatic life sentence without parole.
It should be the single question on our citizenship test. “Do you put shredded cheese on poutine?” If yes, you get shot on the spot. Sorry, this is Canada, you get hung.
and also what is poutine made of, and do you use canadian bacon.