favoredponchoDec 29

If you have ANY Canadian ancestor, you are likely a Canadian citizen as a result of recent changes in Canadian law

https://lemmy.zip/post/55944755

Show threadSnausagesinaBlanketDec 29
I like poutine. Will that work?
Show threadLemmyoutofhereDec 29
Depends if you use real cheese curds or shredded cheese.
Show threadm-p{3}
Shredded cheese on poutine is an automatic life sentence without parole.
Dec 29 at 9:35pmWeb
Show threadLemmyoutofhereDec 29
It should be the single question on our citizenship test. “Do you put shredded cheese on poutine?” If yes, you get shot on the spot. Sorry, this is Canada, you get hung.
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgDec 30
I wouldn’t mind being hung. Did you mean hanged?
Show threadTuxmanDec 30

He forgot a word… they hang you on a goal and you get SLAP shot.

Worst case you also get drafted… for the Ottawa Sens!

Show threadTollana1234567Dec 30
and also what is poutine made of, and do you use canadian bacon.
Show threadLemmyoutofhereDec 30
Calling it “Canadian Bacon” is an automatic fail.
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Show threadAlabaster_MangoDec 29
There weren’t no cheese curd purveyors in rural Alberty when I was growin’ up 😞. Sometimes ya gotta make due.