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I like poutine. Will that work?
Depends if you use real cheese curds or shredded cheese.
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fuckin’ just tell me im living in Interesting Times why doncha
Do people use shredded cheese?! What the fuck?
The curds at the grocer here are 12USD for an 8oz pack and they don’t squeak. I don’t blame them, but I wouldn’t call it poutine.
They don’t squeak because they have been refrigerated. Heathens!!!
Shredded cheese on poutine is an automatic life sentence without parole.
It should be the single question on our citizenship test. “Do you put shredded cheese on poutine?” If yes, you get shot on the spot. Sorry, this is Canada, you get hung.
I wouldn’t mind being hung. Did you mean hanged?

He forgot a word… they hang you on a goal and you get SLAP shot.

Worst case you also get drafted… for the Ottawa Sens!

and also what is poutine made of, and do you use canadian bacon.
Calling it “Canadian Bacon” is an automatic fail.
There weren’t no cheese curd purveyors in rural Alberty when I was growin’ up 😞. Sometimes ya gotta make due.
What about chopped up string cheese?
Straight to jail.
If you use shredded cheese then it’s just cheesy fries, not poutine