You've heard about log4j, but what about log5j⁠?

@catsalad

😬 😭
nooooo

@eliza The tears of someone who had to deal with log4j! Has it really been 4 years? 😭
@catsalad Maybe they tried the same as the ip people. Skip 5, go straight to log6j
@catsalad waiting for log5shell then ​
@catsalad log5G, built in bio monitoring. *Subject to random, weakass exploit
@catsalad We skipped straight from log4j to log6j, which is much more scaleable, but for some reason people keep choosing version 4, even for new projects 😞
@catsalad log5j sounds like one of those aur/npm packages that pretend to be legit but mine crypto
@catsalad stop forking vulnerabilities x(

@catsalad Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... we are still chasing installed versions of log4j from 2014 in vendor software that they can't tell us if they are actually vulnerable or just lazy AF and don't give a shit.

You're gonna tell me log5j is usually in a hidden directory so my tools can't detect it, but you can feel it's presence, right?

#schrödingersDLL