cybersecurity 2025
@GossiTheDog Cannot agree more 😂
@GossiTheDog Lol, I bet Joey doesn’t have an asset inventory either.
Hmmmmm, perhaps an “AI” asset inventory tool would sell. 🤔
@hmallett @GossiTheDog TBH I'd consider an AI-based tool which parsed my company's email and other information sources to figure out what applications people are using to store data.

@GossiTheDog I worked for Dell during the ransomware surge, and was in a meeting with VPs trying to decide what to buy to fix it. I said "Ransomware is just malware plus extortion. We can't even use 'restored' ransomware data. The fix is robust backup and restore processes. All we need to do is reinforce those."

I got reprimanded after the meeting for speaking out of turn and voicing that opinion. The VPs wanted to spend millions on some product that let them brag that they'd saved the company.

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@GossiTheDog Kevin, stop making me cry
@GossiTheDog How's this meme looking so far in 2026..?