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But they were all of them deceived, for there was another bird, a partridge, forged in secret...

@emc2 @SmudgeTheInsultCat Your silly lotr reply is better than mine, I'm not ashamed to admit

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but then something happened that the pipers piping did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a partridge

@SmudgeTheInsultCat 🎶 And ash na-azg in a pear tree
@SmudgeTheInsultCat But why couldn't the partridges just *fly* to Mordor?
@boggin @SmudgeTheInsultCat Have you seen a partridge fly? They aren't exactly known for distance and altitude...
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Not nearly enough rings for all those birds