Here’s a poem called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

@brianbilston lovely.

Especially the condescention of mansplainers.

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A very nice avoidance of rhyming poets.

Which is an alternative sentence about blank verse.

@brianbilston I love it, and it made me 😁

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A gathering of appreciation 👏

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"An enjambement of
poets" makes my
day!
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I knew there was a
word for that.
@brianbilston Excellent! And now I'm wondering if I've been mispronouncing scones all these years...

@brianbilston Brilliant...love it!! My 0.05€:

A crackle of podcast bros,
A lie of startup founders,
A bug of vibe coders,
A cry of tech bros.

A grift of conservatives,
A stormtroop of educators,
A genocide of investment bankers,
A Trump of lies.

A dream of lefties,
A dam of environmentalists,
An action of activists,
A hope of dreamers.

A delusion of optimists,
A depression of pessimists,
A seclusion of extroverts,
A rave of introverts.

An abiss of despair,
A singulairty of dreams.

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@brianbilston So clever, misrhyming scones with phones! 😁

@garry @brianbilston
I asked the maid in dulcet tone
To order me a buttered scone;
The silly girl has been and gone
And ordered me a buttered scone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone#Lexicology

Scone - Wikipedia

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