This is a hilariously harmless ā€œfucked around and found outā€ story.

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@neurovagrant That’s a good one! Poor dude, having to do that ā€œsignatureā€ so many times. I’m surprised no one asked ā€œhow do you pronounce that?ā€
@mira @neurovagrant
Me: signs with a symbol
Other: how do you pronounce that?
Me: ā€˜inkomtech. It’s my autograph, not words.’