hmmmm idk about this verification method Discord is offering
@hailey wow existing breaches as a service.
@jameswhite @hailey to be fair, a fair number of those breaches were definitely state-sponsored (and self-funding!)
@hailey I just logged in for the first time in A While(tm) and it didn't prompt me for anything...maybe I'm in the clear? Because yeah, no, I'm not doing that.
@hailey @kboyd I love the delightfully happy wording of “odds are you’re already in there.”
@hailey well at least they dont need to leak it again
@hailey this is using a sledgehammer for a screw

I've worked with a similar service a while ago, and the target market is quite explicitly financial shit, not this idiocy.
@hailey It's April Fools Day for nerds isn't it
@hailey only thing we can be sure is that "not stored" means "stored but we're not telling you"
@hailey “odds are you’re already in there”
@hailey dare i even ask if this is real
@apophis @hailey I'm scared to ask, too... this feels like a game of "guess which one is the Onion article" 
@hailey “processed directly on your device” so what if I do a fake processing and send a bogus age claim?
@hailey "How to guarantee I will never use Discord ever again."
@hailey Hu, is that legal ? (it's not here)
@hailey the number of people having trouble with the concept of "humor" due to "not reading the text shown" is uncomfortably high, I am so sorry about your notifs 😭
@hailey "Search for my ID in existing breaches" should be the first option, with "Create a new breach" being the second.