Kevin TavukciyanDec 10
Hailey
hmmmm idk about this verification method Discord is offering
Dec 10 at 6:02amWeb
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialDec 10
@hailey ahahaha
Show threadJames WhiteDec 10
@hailey wow existing breaches as a service.
Show threadChucklesDec 10
@jameswhite @hailey to be fair, a fair number of those breaches were definitely state-sponsored (and self-funding!)
Show threadchrisDec 10
@hailey I just logged in for the first time in A While(tm) and it didn't prompt me for anything...maybe I'm in the clear? Because yeah, no, I'm not doing that.
Show threadBen RamseyDec 10
@hailey @kboyd I love the delightfully happy wording of “odds are you’re already in there.”
Show threadOri   (Valerie)Dec 10
@hailey well at least they dont need to leak it again
Show threadIgnas KielaDec 10
@hailey this is using a sledgehammer for a screw

I've worked with a similar service a while ago, and the target market is quite explicitly financial shit, not this idiocy.
Show threadAdam KentDec 10
@hailey It's April Fools Day for nerds isn't it
Show threadFrost, wolf of winter 🐺🎄Dec 10
@hailey "and is not stored". SUUUURE.
Show threadJoep Bos-CoenraadDec 10
🙃
Show threadF4GRX SébastienDec 10
@hailey only thing we can be sure is that "not stored" means "stored but we're not telling you"
Show threadYesBaitDec 10
@hailey genius
Show threadBucciaDec 10
@hailey “odds are you’re already in there”
Show threadapophisDec 10
@hailey dare i even ask if this is real
Show threadOctavia Con Amore  Succubard's LibraryDec 10
@apophis @hailey I'm scared to ask, too... this feels like a game of "guess which one is the Onion article" 
Show threadBucciaDec 10
@hailey “processed directly on your device” so what if I do a fake processing and send a bogus age claim?
Show threadGemma ⭐️🔰🇺🇸 🇵🇭 🎐Dec 10
@hailey "How to guarantee I will never use Discord ever again."
Show threaddeepfryedDec 10
@hailey 😂
Show threadck0Dec 10
@hailey Hu, is that legal ? (it's not here)
Show threadGremlins, Inc. (it/its) ♿ 🖕Dec 10
@hailey the number of people having trouble with the concept of "humor" due to "not reading the text shown" is uncomfortably high, I am so sorry about your notifs 😭
Show threadBara_CodedDec 10
@hailey ... Is this real?
Show threadBinary Large OctopusDec 10
@hailey "Search for my ID in existing breaches" should be the first option, with "Create a new breach" being the second.
Show threadmossfet -> EMF 2026Dec 12
@hailey this is fake right