While trying to #GetHired for 2+ years, I've learned how to make Neapolitan pizzas along with breads and cookies to save money. I've learned other new recipes for dishes too. I doubt I'd ever work as a chef, but I eat well.

I have a 2yo Yorkie puppy now; in the warm months we walk a lot and I work on his training, so maybe a Pizza Delivery Dog Walker job?

Back in the day between jobs in South of France, I did field support for all the English/German/Swedish ex-pats and French in the region, resolve dial-up/ ISDN/ ADSL issues or fixing Windows 95/98/Me/2000/XP (usually lengthy format/re-install process). These days I keep that knowledge of computers secret, else someone asks for help.

I've taught 8-12 yo Judo; mentored juniors in the office; done some amateur Improv comedy. I doubt I'd find work as Improv Judoka Teacher.

I study skills like Rust (maybe Go next, though I play Go better). I keep my mind busy by volunteering time to the @ioccc infrastructure team. Doubt I'd find work as a Rusty "Go IOCCC!" cheerleader.

I know @nixCraft your posed question was somewhat in jest, but this time trying to finding work in my field I've loved since I was 13 has been hard this cycle: stress'n'tears, along with good food and a gag (not on the food). Living on puppy cuddles and licks (not just likes).

Still looking for Software Developer work in Canada. http://www.snert.com/resume/

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