deadymouseIf you had the opportunity to travel back in time to the 2000s or 2010s, what would you change to make the world a better place?
infinitevalenceI would get everyone to sign the Paris agreement and give it real teeth for non compliance.
mannycalaveraEven Bob?
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠You’ll have to kill me for them!
The character was a parody of Trump to begin with
I Cast FistThen trump became a parody of Tannen. Go figure
DundasStationI’m going to visit the Cincinatti Zoo in 2016 and stop this one kid kid from falling into a gorilla enclosure.
3 N:s
2 C:s
Thank you. Maybe that’s why I failed the first time. I must’ve went to the wrong city.
RegularJoein 2003 Tesla was formed. Tesla is one of the world’s most valuable companies in terms of market capitalization.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla,_Inc.
Invest in it and then use the capital to create political action committees to support candidates that believe in science.
Considering I’d just be some guy, I’d invest all of my money in Nvidia and Bitcoin then when I get back and have millions, I’d spend it on passing wealth taxes and raising the minimum wage.
SubArcticTundraThis 1. Buy bitcoin 2. Bribe, but for good
Invest on Apple first, their profit curve and stock price gets absurdly higher after 2010
Be really obnoxious about the ballot format in the Florida 2000 election until they either fix it or news outlets do a good job educating people about how to correctly vote for Gore
It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him
No! That’s how we got here!
The other half of states that do not have ballot initiatives should have them. So the drug war would have ended peacefully. Contaminated overdoses and corruption would have been prevented.
Find Elon musM and tell him that only betas use ketamine, and real epic cyberlords smoke fent
Do I just get one shot or can I keep trying until I get it right?
Basically anything that reduces Republican power in the US is probably a win overall.
So, the Republican shift toward the far right was already in full swing by the 2000s. You’d need to go back to at least Reagan to head that off. Trickle down economics, Two Santas, etc. was already decades in the making. My dad had already been fully brainwashed by talk radio in the 90s.
But on the flip side, the Democratic establishment has made it painfully clear even to this day that their only priority has always been to maintain the status quo for the privileged NIMBY class. The Republican party didn’t need to do anything to keep unaffordability rising, they all want to maintain the housing market bubble to protect the wealth of boomers.
We make it so Reagan still runs but doesn't win presidency, ever, until he dies. We make sure Bill Clinton doesn't do that incident with Monica that got him impeached so he can still have some goodwill with the people enough to make them think we want the current path he paved to continue.
Clinton mostly became president by embracing Reaganism, so he didn’t really pave the path and it did continue
Yeah but my point is, we'd still have democrats in office to ensure no Republican is voted in to destroy the country from within. Gore would've won over Bush, we'd still have Obama, we might've even had Bernie Sanders or so. All politicians who're democratic who might not just keep Reaganism alive, they have their own ways too.
If Reagan was never elected, Clinton never would be either. I also see no reason why you think you’d have Obama still after Gore. You make it sound like the Lewinsky scandal is the only reason that Democrats didn’t get 32 straight years in office.
bufalo1973Then advising Carter to get all the US embassy out of Iran before the revolution could do the trick.
FredselfishGo back bit future and prevent the Columbine shooters. Done some studying on that day. Couple flat tires and a motail cocktail in the basement they hung out in before the shooting would have ended that.
nagaramThen the media cycle that would have been about the columbine shooters is about the mad stranger who killed two innocent high schoolers and vanished.
At least it wouldn’t glorify school shootings. They are big part of why that suddenly became popular.
That's dumb.
What would've really needed to happen is to speak to the parents and the school about "hey, your child and student is doing some pretty fucked up things and they're raising the stakes soon, so you may want to commit them somewhere or talk or smack some sense into them"
They had plenty of warmers and many teachers went to the parents about concern about those boys. It fell on deaf ears.
- Do what I could to stop the passing of the SCOTUS Citizen’s United ruling
- Write a letter to then Senator Obama that there’s a major recession coming and that holding the banks accountable and buoying the lower and middle class is a better option than a bailout of the private sector
- Warn about various impending natural disasters around the world to try to save as many folks as I could
NKBTNI’d call and write to every newspaper and law enforcement agency and report the perpetrators of 9/11 a couple of days before it happened. I’d also place a decent bet on it happening anyway
Won’t*
Lyra_LycanHoly shit guys NKBTN went back
I'd pump the brakes on technology. Especially the internet.
"Does X need to be improved?" "No" "Then we don't progress it because its current state functions and does things as efficiently right now"
"Does Y need to be improved?" "Yes" "Then we research, fund and progress it"
Phones would be fun again and not just a series of rectangles with silicone. They'd have any design that they want, so long as it still functions normally as a phone would.
eightpixDiplomacy.
After 9/11, when the world weighed an invasion of Afghanistan, America could have skipped the invasion, taken the Al Qaeda leadership the Taliban offered up, and continued to seek O/UBL. A forensic investigation and specific arrests, extradition, trials, and convictions would have been much better than a disastrous 20 year war that accomplished two things: enriching military contractors and the impoverishment of a central Asian nation.
Diplomacy.
Deposing Saddam Hussein with the same type of pressure that, later, led to the ousters of Hosni Mubarak, Ben Ali, and Bashar al Assad. Some might say that 2003 created the pretext for the Arab Spring. I’d counter that time and tide created the conditions. Operation Iraqi Freedom was a pipe dream and an extension on the GWoT piggy bank.
Diplomacy.
Building a better, more sustainable future demands a move away from fossil fuels. Making driving, urban sprawl, warfare, agribiz, and Amazon packages into a socially toxic soup of ideas would have done wonders for green initiatives. Instead a turn away from the largest industries of the time was — and still is — regarded as heresy.
AceFuzzLordProbably do everything in my power to ensure the gaming landscape isn’t as predatory in terms of having to pay for online access on consoles and seeing the Devil itself ( big red N ) go down in flames. Also, try to make console exclusives seen as something nobody is interested in anymore and are unwilling to purchase, more or less towards the 2010s rather than the 2000s, otherwise some of my favorite franchises wouldn’t exist.
XboxLive? Find a way to fudge all the numbers to make it look like absolutely nobody was buying it!
GameCube? Find a way to ensure little to no 3rd party devs make anything for it by any means possible!
PSN? Keep that free like it was for PS3!
Would need to spend months, if not years, to figure out how to make all of that and ending console exclusives a thing, but a world without all that, IMO, would be a better world.
Count Regal InkwellDarling if you want to stop Nintendo from becoming Nintendo it’s not the GameCube you have to fuck with. The GC was already a gigantic flop (although home to 5 or 6 amazing games). Nobody cared about it in the early aughts and in fact it carried the stigma of being “for little kids” and you could be bullied in school for having one.
You need to hit them where it actually hurts.
You need to stop Pokémon. I feel stopping Gen2 from dropping might have done the trick, made it into just another fad that passed instead of STILL TO THIS DAY THE BIGGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE IN THE WORLD.
Nintendo would have died in the n64 years if Pokémon didn’t carry them on its back (and also completely change the face of pop culture by getting the west into Anime).
Every time they made a flop, Pokémon is what saw them through it.
I’ve definitely had one of those “if I could go back” style scenarios innmy head and didn’t choose pokemon because the question didn’t include the 90s.
My plan for that would be to go back to the beginning of the 90s and basically convince Sega that I’m from the future and give them a copy of gens 1 and 2 for gameboy, alongside a bunch of ads for the game, and let them most likely mess everything up like we know they would.
But that plan hinges upon me being able to travel back in time with things instead of Terminator popping into the past with no clothes or possessions. Also depends on whether I could travel back with a translator as well because my Japanese is not good enough for a forced business meeting with Sega of Japan.
That was why I mentioned Gen 2
It dropped in 2000 after a LOOOONG development hell. And one flap of the butterfly’s wing would have stopped Gold and Silver from being released
Which in turn would have killed the franchise’s momentum.
Do I have the power to change things on a large scale? Cuz like, I was already an adult by 2011, and I still just sorta watched as shit went to shit. I did ‘my part’, and I warned people when I could about alarming trends they were unwittingly contributing to, but no one cared, and to be honest, unless one can actually hit the powerful folks, there is very little an individual can do.
If I have power to change things, to actually affect the powerful people, then I’m going to Y2K and I have a few ideas:
- Stomp Jair Bolsonaro to death a full decade before he becomes popular. When he was a nobody state representative from São Paulo who was only there to generate more seats for his party.
- Arrange a convenient accident for Steve Jobs years before the iPod drops. People talk about technology becoming boring, I place the blame for that entirely at Apple’s feet. And it all began with the iPod, which in turn, if you believe the stories told, was Jobs’ baby, to the point he harrassed the engineers at Apple for years until it was EXACTLY as he had planned.
- Stop 9/11 from happening, which slows down the US’s descent into being a Police State, which in turn slows down the rise of neoconservatism/neofascism pretty much everywhere. Oh it’ll still happen, but maybe if it happens more slowly, there might be fewer victims and people might do something about it sooner.
Oh and
- "Disappear" Peter Thiel. People really sleep on how much damage Thiel has done because he doesn’t post cringe as often as say, Musk. But he’s the high priest for the techbro “we are building god” faith.
I can’t exactly do much about Climate Change with the time given. For that I’d need the same power-scale but to go back to the 60s, when the first scientists took notice of the trend but had their research suppressed by big oil.
9/11 was convenient, but 90% of what happened was already happening at the time.
Bush was planning on invading Iraq as soon as he got elected. The housing crisis was set in motion by Clinton, and exacerbated by Bush. LA had already built the blueprint for a militarized police state with the Olympics in 84.
This shit was coming.
Build a multinational resistance of ‘extremist terrorists’ willing to kill and be arrested, team with Anonymous, and wait for Luigi Mangione to be ready to join us.
Because, as the US and UK governments would have us believe, the term ‘terrorist’ means someone who threatens not the lives of the innocent, but the possessions of the financially rich, morally corrupt and politically powerful.
I’d make sure a lot of people causing big trouble today wouldn’t be able to cause that trouble if you catch my drift.