I recently started selling my old clothes on an app that rhymes with Tinted. A woman who seemed familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it, bought a dress from me via said app. Turns out I had sex with her husband in that dress. Hope it brings her as much luck as it bought me.
@fesshole Cue the fess from the husband about how the wife bought the dress and he had sex with someone in sed dress and now he can't look at his wife.
@tired_and_wired @fesshole ideally the trifecta gets completed with a fess from the wife about how she knows the husband shagged someone else while wearing that dress, and bought it on purpose to mess with him ๐