I recently started selling my old clothes on an app that rhymes with Tinted. A woman who seemed familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it, bought a dress from me via said app. Turns out I had sex with her husband in that dress. Hope it brings her as much luck as it bought me.
@fesshole Cue the fess from the husband about how the wife bought the dress and he had sex with someone in sed dress and now he can't look at his wife.
@tired_and_wired @fesshole ideally the trifecta gets completed with a fess from the wife about how she knows the husband shagged someone else while wearing that dress, and bought it on purpose to mess with him ๐Ÿ˜
@narpoleptic @fesshole Now that's the perfect trifecta. This needs to happen now, lol.
@narpoleptic @tired_and_wired @fesshole is this like, the opposite of a christmas movie?
@tired_and_wired @fesshole as if the guy has any memory of the dress a woman whom he cheated on his wife with wore while he was shagging her ...
@schwestaline @tired_and_wired @fesshole I assumed the dress seller was a bloke for some reason. I mean this is fess hole.
@fesshole now, is that luck with the husband or the same home wrecking sleeping about antics?
@fesshole why not just say Vinted?
@FiXato @fesshole Yes that puzzled me too. Why be coy about the website name?
@fesshole - at first I thought she meant the lady's husband was wearing that dress when she had sex with him. ๐Ÿ˜†
@fesshole why not just say "vinted"?