silence7‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted
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IninewCrowAnyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
TheWinged7Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.
MinnesotaGoddampubic key
Chemical WonkaIt’s for news like these that make me want to tear up the social contract that was imposed on me at birth
Krafty KactusLiteral shit post
xavier666That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
Washedupcynic
Blast from the past there.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 end-to-end
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries… But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.
It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.
It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
ERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
a very complicated human centipede
DocMcStuffinLiterally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.
um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?
Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
asudoxFrom a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?
Because human experience alone is too dull for a being existing in a vast universe with trillions of stars. Slip on the metaphysical shoes of some other creature every now and then and marvel how utterly alien human existence actually is. And we’re just one tiny wet rock, spinning around an unremarkable star, in an out of the way spiral arm of an unremarkable galaxy among an endless sea of pinpoints of light.
I disagree with all of what you said, but I like the way you think.
Carry on, but like a cat would.
🫡 Meow.
Content creation for an entire Pornhub tab.
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
rose56PvP, obviously.
AniviaCompetitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
Confused_EmusIf you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.