silence7Dec 4

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted

https://slrpnk.net/post/31023205

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted - SLRPNK

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end-to-end

From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?

Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries… But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.

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It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.

It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.

Bristol Stool Chart: 7 Types of Poop

The Bristol Stool Chart is often used by doctors to assess whether your poop is healthy or you’re having health issues like constipation, diarrhea, or an underlying condition.

EverydayHealth.com
Dec 4 at 5:11amWeb
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