Brian and the Apostles
Jesus and the Christs
The People’s Front of Judea
Splitters!
The Judean People’s Front!!!
People’s Front of Judea…. pft
Wasn’t this the group that got sued for sampling the Rutles?
On second thought, let’s not, for it is a silly place.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
…because they’re made of wood…?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
🤔
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Peasant 2: …A witch!
In highschool we used to just repeat large portions of the script of Grail to each other in place of actual human conversation. I can still trot out the whole “You there, old woman!” scene by memory when the moment calls for it.
Is this not the Beatles?
No, it’s the Beat-Alls
There a rock band. Because, you know, the one guy uses a rock
Nope. Also, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film seems to be absent
I really hope this is sarcasm.
It’s not even the Rutles.
They turned me into a newt.
I got better…
Their best record was titled I fart in your general direction
Good one. The Black Beast of Aaaaargghh is also quite a banger
Strange women lyin’ in ponds
Personally, I think Anarcho-syndicaist Commune is way better
You’re all wrong, Sit On My Face is clearly their best release.

My fave, You Don’t Need To Follow Anybody.

With its catchy lyrics…

Look, you’ve got it all wrong.

You don’t need to follow me.

You don’t need to follow anybody!

You’ve got to think for yourselves!

You’re all individuals!

You’re all different!

You’ve all got to work it out for yourselves.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to do!

They originally were the Knights Who Say Ni, but broke up for a while for some solo work, then reunited as The Knights Who Say Ekki Ekki Ekki Pitang Zoom Boing. Best rap album ever, with the chart topper "Only a Flesh Wound".
Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.
Bruce and the Bruce’s
“I wish I’d been a girly, just like me dear Mama!”
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⢰⣿⡿⠛⠙⠻⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣶⢿⡇
⢿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠏⠀⠀⠀ Flying Circus! ⠀⠻⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⠃⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠻⣿⣄⣴⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀
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Or “like my dear Pa-Par” in some versions 🤣
unfortunately, the lumberjack song is a teeny bit transphobic by today’s standards - if they were to do that today, the mountie singers and the lumberjack’s lover would say “okay cool, you be you”
It’s sad that the young people here all forgot Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five. 😢
Dead Parrot. It’s the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.
Nice
The members were G-Man, JC , Gwill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.
Where’s Terry Gilliam?
Directing

…also acting.

but he likely just took the photo…looks early.

Locked in the animation cupboard.
I always get the group and their first album mixed up: either Abuse or Argument
Shut your foul-mouthed gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke.
This is Deforested Hillock. Their biggest hit was “Advanced Maladjustment in the Noggin”
This is Blackadder, right?
Everyone trying to look serious or intellectual and Cleese just grinning like an idiot in the background love it
The picture is from 1970. John Cleese is 30 or 31 years old in that picture…
Which would mean that he is now…does quick estimate older than time itself!
I fucking love Spinal Tap!
The Python Gang
Hello! I’m here to return this parrot! It is a dead parrot and I specifically requested a live parrot.
Straight outta Eton