as per my previous email

https://sopuli.xyz/post/37498804

It’s amazing you can type with your boxing gloves!
I might be too dense for this - is it a joke about traumatic brain injuries? (I’m not being snide!)
Callback to Strongbad, a fictional character who had a little side-show where he answered emails in boxing gloves to stay on-model.

When you’re annoying coworkers don’t actually read what you write to them in your emails, they force you to sometimes publicly remind them they’re wasting your time asking questions that were already answered in the goddamn email they didn’t fucking read.

As per my previous email can be the opening line to that sort of email. I don’t deal with corporate office culture typically but it can be very political and it’s a tightrope walk phrasing things just right sometimes.