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as per my previous email

https://sopuli.xyz/post/37498804

Dec 1 at 8:24amWeb
Show threadxxce2AAbDec 1
“The proper authorities have directed me to instruct you to immediately cease breathing, as it has been determined that you’re wasting precious oxygen with deplorably low return on investment. I’d offer my condolences to your loved ones, but that’d be asinine since we both know you haven’t got any.”
Show threadTaleyaDec 1
The very molecules that comprise your being would be better put to use as the poop in my rectum
Show threadKlearDec 1
It’s amazing you can type with your boxing gloves!
Show threadegretsDec 1
I might be too dense for this - is it a joke about traumatic brain injuries? (I’m not being snide!)
Show threadorenjDec 1
Callback to Strongbad, a fictional character who had a little side-show where he answered emails in boxing gloves to stay on-model.
Show threadBonusDec 1

When you’re annoying coworkers don’t actually read what you write to them in your emails, they force you to sometimes publicly remind them they’re wasting your time asking questions that were already answered in the goddamn email they didn’t fucking read.

As per my previous email can be the opening line to that sort of email. I don’t deal with corporate office culture typically but it can be very political and it’s a tightrope walk phrasing things just right sometimes.

Show threadrustydrdDec 1
IDK, the limiting factor for me is time, not my ability to read. Not every email is as necessary or as important as the sender thinks it is, and some days I gotta do other shit that isn’t responding to emails.