I'm a married woman. I don't embarrass easily, but I've discovered recently that there's nothing more mortifying than not having to do a pregnancy test before a hospital procedure because you haven't had sex in ages.
@fesshole at... at least they believe you and don't treat you like an idiot and keep going 'but are you SURE?!'/make you do one anyway?
@alicemcalicepants @fesshole
Maybe it’s a miracle. I’d hate to miss a perfectly good miracle.