OnnaiseNov 21
Davey 
roses are red
cats have 9 lives
Nov 21 at 7:16pmWeb
Show threadantifa supersoldierNov 21
@sugar Boot too big is one of my favorite formats. I love this post.
Show threadAsta [AMP]Nov 21
@sugar finally: a Teddy Ruxpin that fucks (AKA, a Teddy Fuxpin)
Show threadthe 1998 Sega Saturn RPG, Baroque πŸ”žNov 21
@aud @sugar HHHHHHHHHHHH πŸ˜‚
Show threadAsta [AMP]Nov 21
@himbovoorhees @sugar I think my brain has actually been workshopping that joke/name for years πŸ˜‚

I can't believe they actually made one?!
Show threadCoxyNov 21
@aud @sugar  wh...what does that make Grubby...
Show threadAsta [AMP]Nov 21
@Coxy @sugar best case scenario would be "Hubby", I think, if we were going for a fuck-marry-kill type of deal.
Show threadHannu KarponiitissaNov 21
@sugar "Kumma" bear πŸ˜… (kumma means odd, strange, bizarre etc. in Finnish)

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives

Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.

CNN
Show threadTired PandaNov 21
@sugar
Show threadPatrickNov 21
@sugar why can’t bears have an adult life?
Show threadWayne WernerNov 21
@sugar suddenly the Harry Potter broomstick isn't that bad
Show threadEasydorNov 21
@sugar Oh, teddy was a bad teddy. Teddy needs some discipline, right?
Show threadRichard W. Woodley ELBOWS UP πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸŒΉπŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ“· πŸ—ΊοΈNov 22

@sugar

I don't need an AI to tell me the knives are in the kitchen (and the tackle box).

Show threadmagnus (he/him)Nov 22
@sugar πŸ˜‚
Show threadskedarwarriorNov 22

@sugar LOL

Seriously what the hell is happening to this world!?!

Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Nov 22
@sugar
 people should be getting their BDSM advice from real human bears.
Show threadsonjaNov 22
@sugar where can i find this bear?
Show threadK'EhleyrNov 22
@sugar
@OCRbot
Show threadOCR BotNov 22

@KEhleyr
Sales of Al-enabled
teddy bear suspended
after it gave advice on
BDSM sex and where to
find knives

NOV 19, 2025 V
By Jack Guy and Joyce Jiang

FoloToy Al Toy - Al

Β₯., a ay $99.00 USD = is

Show threadMissConstrueNov 22

@sugar

Cats have nine lives, but clearly Folo comes with cat o' nine tiles, which is an entirely different beast entirely... ;)

Show threadmyrmepropagandistNov 22

@sugar

mmm mmm almost but it doesn't scan.

Show threadParigot-ManchotNov 22
@sugar @dumpsterqueer Source : https://www.engadget.com/ai/sales-of-a-teddy-bear-were-suspended-because-of-its-sexually-explicit-ai-233127354.html
Sales of a teddy bear were suspended because of its sexually explicit AI

FoloToy, an AI-enabled toy company, has suspended sales of its products in response to a consumer safety report.

Engadget
Show threadFrank SonderborgNov 22
@sugar The right to bear knives?
Show threadKarstenNov 22
@sugar https://edition.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives

Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.

CNN
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Nov 22
@sugar Making evil teddy bears a reality…
Show threadsirlan <( rawr )Nov 22
@sugar ted was supposed to just be a bad movie, not a guide!
Show threadJay ElbeyNov 22
@sugar
Well, obviously you'll need *something* to cut the ropes with...
Show thread🌲Nov 22
@sugar Wait you mean I can buy an evil teddy bear now?!
Show threadr o w . αš›αšαš’αšαš‡αšαš…αšœ  :labrys-bloody: Nov 22
@sugar that's not AI it's the soul of Charles Lee Ray.
Show threadrk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyNov 22

@sugar

I am interested in your bear and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Show threadMichi F.Nov 24
@sugar ich will diesen Teddy.
Den setze ich aufs Sofa, drΓΌck ihm einen Scotch in die Pfote und lass den random ranten.
Show threadSky-haired Miranda πŸ’™πŸ™Nov 25
@sugar okay reality has fully turned into a @cstross novel