Excitement in bed last night....

Spouse was stung by a scorpion!

(Have never ever even seen one in the wild, let alone been stung by one. It was only about an inch long, but the sting hurt a lot. He's fine this morning.)

@anathema_device A scorpion was IN THE BED??
@purplepadma yes. On him, technically. He felt it on his neck (whence it came, I don't know), brushed it off, and the little bugger got him. Very strange