The “except after c” rule is for when the vowels make a long “e” sound.

Honestly, if you’ve got a sense for when it applies (of the words in the blurb, only Keith and counterfeit are actually exceptions), it can be pretty helpful. I learned this:

I before e except after c

Or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh

And weird’s weird!

And it applies only to words with an e sound that isn’t a diphthong, and not to words that are recent arrivals from other languages. If you’re using it to try to spell “hacienda,” it’s worthless. If you’re using it to figure out “conceited,” it’ll help.

I before E except after C, and when sounding like A as in "neighbor" and "weigh", and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll NEVER be right no matter WHAT you say!
CAT. K A T. I’m outta here.
(I know there’s two Ts)
Oh… That’s a hard rule
I completely get the joke, but it didn’t need to be made. It certainly didn’t need to be printed on a mug, shipped from another country, and been posted wherever it was posted originally, then reposted here
AND they’re wearing a gold ring! Imagine the atrocious chain of events for that too!

It’s too sexy for this comment

Too sexy for this comment

It doesn’t need a rhyme.

Get off my lawn ;-)

These days, it’s “didn’t need an unfathomable quantity of compute resource to AI slop it into an image meme”.

I completely understand this comment, but it didn’t need to be made. It certainly didn’t need to be typed into a comment box, posted to the lemmy.world instance, and then federated across the fediverse, then shown here.

This “rule” is a crime against teaching. It pretends to be helpful but mostly just tattoos misinformation on mugs and confuses kids. Weird, neighbor, weigh, seize, caffeine, leisure, height… English laughs in exceptions.

If you’re gonna immortalize a spelling rule, at least make it true. Better: teach the sound patterns, or just admit English is a chaotic historical mess and stop selling lies on ceramic.

So like every other bloody rule I’ve ever learned in school
This was the biggest lie they taught us.
I mean DARE was right up there.
What species were they?
Glad I never learned it. I mean, I know the words but never internalized them so I don’t use it. Happy accidents, I guess?
Can anyone explain what’s “i before e”?

Rules for English that aren’t absolute.

I before e except after c. Which obviously is not totally accurate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_before_E_except_after_C

I before E except after C - Wikipedia

Thanks for the link. Explains why I never heard of it, it’s more or less useless. Though English spelling has many problems, not just this.

I before E except after C

And when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh

And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May

And you’ll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY

Heh, onlu rule in English: Memorize them all!
It isn’t often I see Brian Regan bits in the wild. The same thing came to mind.
It’s a general pattern someone noticed and then rhymed, that ⟨ie⟩ is more likely to appear than ⟨ei⟩ in English, except after ⟨c⟩. But it is not a real rule, there’s no orthographic restriction behind that pattern, not even an underlying phonemic reason. So you’re bound to see exceptions everywhere, to the point the pattern is useless as a mnemonic.
I wouldn’t go that far. Sometimes I’m not sure which way around they go, and that will usually lead you the right way.

You got me curious, so I checked it.

I downloaded this wordlist with 479k words, and used find+replace to count four strings: cie, cei, ie, ei. Here’s the result:

  • 16566 (75%) ie vs. 5649 (25%) ei
  • 875 cie (74%) vs. 302 cei (26%)

So the basic rule (i before e) holds some merit, but the “except after c” part is bullshit - it’s practically the same distribution.

Of course, this takes all words as equiprobable; results would be different if including the odds of a word appearing in the text into the maths.

english-words/words.txt at master · dwyl/english-words

:memo: A text file containing 479k English words for all your dictionary/word-based projects e.g: auto-completion / autosuggestion - dwyl/english-words

GitHub

Of course, this takes all words as equiprobable; results would be different if including the odds of a word appearing in the text into the maths.

I feel like it works more like 90% of the time when it comes up, so maybe this. And could it be that the words where “ie” appears are more ambiguous somehow, like don’t fit neatly into some existing pattern?

I don’t remember the “after c” bit ever being of use, though, so that part totally makes sense.

Edit: For an example, I’d never forget the spelling of “either”, because it’s so common and initial letters are more memorable. But, “piece” is tricky - “peice” is my first instinct, and I literally say “i before e” in my head when I write it now.

I thought it was specifically about words with long e sounds? So “Keith” would be an exception (but it’s a name and those are always weird - though “weird” itself is a better example), but most of the stuff on the mug it never meant to apply to. And overall for long e sounds it applies far more often than not. Ultimately english spelling will always be a clusterfuck though.

I sure wish people would stop spelling wiener as weiner. The city is called Wien ffs.

Once had a substitute teacher so stupid she marked “weird” as being spelled wrong
If this was an exhaustive list (and I believe it isn’t), “weird” should’ve been part of the previous sentence.
On protein supplements
This just in: the English language has posted a response. ‘We are a tough language. We freely admit this. However, we refuse to take any responsibility for Keith. His unusual… predilections are not related to us.’
Did you know if you only pay attention to half the rule the rule is useless?
Which part of the rule covers foreign or Keith?