you have a seat on the council but we do not grant you the rank of shitposter
The rites must be observed. Only the worthy may attain that exalted rank.
Does the seat have a bowl and a bidet at least? If I can't post shit, I should at least be able to excremeditate on the throne.
Not an original idea. A certain Indian Maharaja actually had a commode at the meeting table where he held court in the morning. He would be doing his business and the business of running the country at the same time. ( His courtiers probably sucked it up, and applauded every *plop* 😂 )