Blรฅhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Iโ€™m 40 and look like this:

you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

Well apparently, Iโ€™m hot. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Iโ€™ve been DMd 17 times since posting this and theyโ€™re all like โ€œhey boy, what that peepee do?โ€ and Iโ€™m just like โ€œI dunno. It pees? Itโ€™s small. Leave me alone.โ€

yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.
So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)