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Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Nov 2 at 2:58pmWeb
Show threadBroadfernNov 2
Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect
Show threadAeronMelonNov 2

Using sunscreen at all.

Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.

Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.

Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.

Show threadLifeInMultipleChoiceNov 2
I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials.
Show threadgingersaffronapricatNov 2
The toxic results of 35 step skincare routines
Show threadChronographsNov 2
My money would be on the vaping
Show threadAltima NEONov 2
Inhaling all those toxic metals
Show threadkelpie_returnsNov 2
“They’re metals…in your lungs” 😟
Show threadSirenceNov 2
Not even if you look at millennials photos, most 20 year olds right now look older than the average 35 year old, it’s crazy.
Show threadNotASharkInAManSuitNov 2
I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.
Show threadLaserNov 2
It’s us millennials coping haha
Show threadLemmyoutofhereNov 2
There is nothing wrong with butter.
Show threadChickenLadyLovesLifeNov 3
Or gravy!
Show threadnocklobsterNov 3
Show threadunalivejoyNov 2
Probably all the microplastics tol.
Show threadburntbaconNov 3

That’s my joke with people all the time: ‘Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!’

… which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they’ve been living under a rock.

Show threadnotsureNov 2
...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...
Show threadLaserNov 2
It’s not a phase!
Show threadnotsureNov 3
....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...
Show threadbigchungusNov 2
Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 2

I’m 40 and look like this:

Show threadEpsilionNov 2
would
Show threadChaoticNeutralCzechNov 2
I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 2
This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn’t show my ass.
Show threadpregnantwithrageNov 2
youtube.com/shorts/2vdF-EXWNoQ
You May Think I'm Really Hairy | The Other Guys #shorts

YouTube
Show thread1985MustangCobraNov 2
you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 2

Well apparently, I’m hot. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve been DMd 17 times since posting this and they’re all like “hey boy, what that peepee do?” and I’m just like “I dunno. It pees? It’s small. Leave me alone.”

Show thread1985MustangCobraNov 2
yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 2
So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)
Show thread1985MustangCobraNov 2
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)
Show threadtetris11Nov 3

You’ve just doxxed yourself – the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

Plus I’ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Nov 3
Ha! That isn’t actually wood! It’s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
Show threadtetris11Nov 3
classic Dutch denial strategy
Show threadI Cast FistNov 3
You can hear his klompen all the way from here
Show threadma1w4reNov 3
I’m 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀
Show threadMissJinxNov 3
Fabulous
Show threadMystikIncarnateNov 3

Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

No homo? I guess. I’m also in my 40s. Hello.

Show threadFishFaceNov 3
All the time? Or only some of the time?
Show threadChaoticNeutralCzechNov 2
What’s the point?
Show threadnot_IONov 3
indeed 🤔
Show threadqueermunist she/herNov 2
Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.
Show threadI Cast FistNov 3
I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(