Blรฅhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Iโ€™m 40 and look like this:

I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK
This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesnโ€™t show my ass.
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you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

Well apparently, Iโ€™m hot. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Iโ€™ve been DMd 17 times since posting this and theyโ€™re all like โ€œhey boy, what that peepee do?โ€ and Iโ€™m just like โ€œI dunno. It pees? Itโ€™s small. Leave me alone.โ€

yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.
So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)
lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)

Youโ€™ve just doxxed yourself โ€“ the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

Plus Iโ€™ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

Ha! That isnโ€™t actually wood! Itโ€™s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!
classic Dutch denial strategy
You can hear his klompen all the way from here
Iโ€™m 24 and I look like that ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅ€

Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

No homo? I guess. Iโ€™m also in my 40s. Hello.

All the time? Or only some of the time?