Mastodawn

This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.

@markarayner I know what that cat is thinking. You wait, fella. I'm going to shit in your shoe.

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someone looks like they find this sacrilegious

Ooh, I had her for Sunday School. Would sneak up behind you and whack your knuckles or desk with an 18 inch wooden ruler.

Would scare the living tar out of you when it hit the desk, would smart like a sunuvabitch if she caught your knuckles.

I remember that look in her eyes when she was dispensing the Lord's Justice.

@markarayner wasn't this an episode of Doctor Who?

@markarayner All I can see is a Sister of Plenitude.

@markarayner Mother Superior of Tuna Kisses

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Didn’t even know nunspotting was a sport, and you have already won 🥇.

@markarayner Jesus Saves. But he won’t be enough to save you from the wrath of this #cat.